KID vs KAT - family reunion

                                         KID vs KAT  fan fiction
                                       Part3 -  FAMILY REUNION


In preview episode Coop was showing Elenore way to his house with plan to show spaceship to his family to prove that Mr.Kat and Elenore are Aliens, however he fall into Mr.Kat double trap, but Elenore saved him, in the end Mr.Kat found out that his wife is in front of him.

Mr.Kat: [I missed you so much, Elenore!]
Elenore: [I missed you too, I was afraid you were infected with what the humans call "the common cold"!]
Coop: (teasing) Kat has a girlfriend! Kat has a girlfriend!
Mr.Kat: (stops hugging Elenore) [She's my wife!]
Elenore steps in front of Kat.
Elenore: [What in the Head Leader's name do you think you are doing, Karlson?!]
Mr.Kat: [I'm trying to get rid of this annoying kid!]
Elenore: [And kill this defenseless young human?!]
Mr.Kat: [But Elenore, this is being I told you in my message on our anniversary! He's the reason why I've been stuck here for months!]
Elenore: (bursts into laughter) [That's crazy! There's no way a 10-year-old Earthling can single-handedly beat an experienced alien scout like you!] (stops laughing) [Except for that Irkin. His robot sidekick's too weird.]
Mr.Kat: (ignores Elenore) [Coop, you will pay for embarassing me in front of my wife!]
Mr.Kat wanted to attack but Elenore steps on his tail.
Elenore: [This being, whom you call "Coop", is not bad as you told me in your message.]
Mr.Kat: [Are you crazy?! He's the bad guy!]
Elenore: [Would "the bad guy" save me from a horrible creature a few minute ago?]
Mr.Kat: (freaks out) [What?!] (faints)
Coop: Um...I better show you rest the of my family, Ms. Alien.
Elenore picks up Kat and follows Coop.
Mr. Burtenburger: What's that cat behind you, Coop?
Coop: I found her with Mr.Kat, and she's apparently his girlfriend.
Elenore: [No, I'm his wife!]
Millie runs over to Elenore.
Millie: Hi, my name is Millie. You look so cute!
Elenore: [You must be Karlson's loyal servant. I'm pleased to meet you, too.]
Coop: Can we keep her?
Mr.Kat woke up.
Mr. Burtenburger: Coop, I will not accept another cat in this house.
Elenore clears her throat.
Kat: (covers Elenore's mouth) [Are you nuts?! Don't even think about using the sonic cry! The Earthling's hearing is more sensitive than ours, so you'll make blood poor out of their ears!]
Elenore: [Okay, okay! Sheesh!]
Coop: But she's calm, kinder, and nicer than destructive Mr.Kat.
Mr.Kat tryed to jump on Coop but Elenore was holding his tail.
Coop: Wow, she is stronger than Mr.Kat.
Mr. Burtenburger: Well, since she can keep Mr.Kat calm...she can stay.
Mr.Kat shows Elenore to the kitchen.
Mr.Kat: (walks over to his food bowl) [You'll love living here! The food is very tasty!]
Elenore: (sniffs the cat treats, then cringes) [It taste very good! Fetch us your servant and make her get me more food, and hot mercury drink with hot coals in it !]
Mr.Kat: [Elenore, the earth cats don't drink mercury and hot coals! I'll get you some as soon as I can!]
After a while, Kat shows Elenore to the bathroom.
Elenore: (touches some water, then screams) [It burns! Why can't we bathe in nuclear acid like we did back at Planet Katnip?!]
Mr.Kat: [Because scientists will capture us and force us in cruel experiments that will expose our existence!]
Elenore: (thinks for a moment) [Good point.]
After a few minutes, Kat has finished showing Elenore the house.
Mr.Kat: [What did you think? Do you like this place?]
Elenore: (looks very annoyed) [We need to hide our true self and our habits, I can't eat more cat food because you ate it all, I not can drink mercury with hot coals, I can't bathe in nuclear acid, I not can use TV, no mention about my favorite opera "Nine Lives to Live", your loyal servant is more clingy than I thought...DO YOU THINK I'LL ACTUALLY ENJOY LIVING IN HIDE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!] (walks off)
Elenore: [The only thing I'll enjoy is hanging out with Coop! at last I not need to hide my true self from him. ]
Mr.Kat: [ Coop, Coop, everytime somethink bad happen to me, it is your fault, and now you turned my wife again me, I will kill you before it will get worse ].

To be continue.